You remember that last one about the shorts? Well, I bought a pair... Unfortunately, this is the view from my bedroom window:
...which means that I have to entirely trust the weather report online. Which means that when it says that it will be sunny, clear, and 70 degrees, I believe it. Which means that I get REALLY weird looks when I wear my new shorts, and there turns out to be not a spot of blue sky. It's too bad I'm already at school, but on the other hand, I decided I'm just not going to care anymore when an entire table of girls in the university cafeteria turns around, clearly talking about my bad clothing choice. But I must ask: why so overtly judgemental? Can you all just wait until I'm no longer smiling awkwardly at you to make your jokes about my "American-ness"? That would be great.